March 2012
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ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum pokes himself in the eye with his mascara wand and involuntarily starts crying, ruining all of his makeup.
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February 2012
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Higher quality video of Darren and Kermit’s duet
So adorable.
we're watching the Chamber of Secrets, and my...
whotothewhat:
Explaining The Vampire Diaries
Me: I'm going to tell you a little bit about The Vampire Diaries and you can tell me if you think you would like it.
Friend: You have two minutes.
Me: ...
Friend: ...
Me: OKAY SO THESE TWO BROTHERS BOTH SLEEP WITH THIS HBIC NAMED KAT PIERCE AND ALL THESE YEARS LATER THIS CHICK LOOKS JUST LIKE HER SO STEFAN STAYS IN MYSTIC FALLS FOR HER AND HIS BROTHER DAMON FALLS IN LOVE WITH HER TOO BUT NOT BECAUSE OF HOW SHE LOOKS, THEN THERE IS CAROLINE AND ALARIC AND JENNA AND OMG JENNA I MISS YOU SO MUCH. DELENA STELENA STEROLINE STEFERINE DEFERINE....Know those terms.... IAN SOMERHALDER PLAYS DAMON AND HE IS 100% UNF MIXED WITH BADASS AND STEFAN LIKE RAWR I'M A RIPPAH. THEN THERE ARE THE OG'S AND OMG THERE IS TENSION E-V-E-R-Y-W-H-E-R-E.
Friend:
Me:
Friend: Yeah..... I'm good.
What JKR thought whilst writing Harry Potter
Oh, James and Lily are a flawless couple? Hm...I'll kill them.
Oh, Harry is happy with Sirius as a father figure? Let's kill him.
Oh, Dumbledore has been Harry's mentor since he was 11? Haha, lol, let's kill him.
Oh, Remus is happy for the first time since James and Lily died? Kill him.
Oh, Tonks is happy and has a child at home? Okay, she's DEFINITELY dying.
Oh, Dobby is finally free and happy? He doesn't deserve it. Die, Dobby, die.
Oh, everyone loves Fred? I'll kill him and drink their tears.
Oh, Snape is possibly one of the greatest characters in the book? LOL! DEAD!
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